All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
