Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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