I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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