just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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