I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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hey u leave my anime porn out of this
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
So. Much. Porn.
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