Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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