they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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