He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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