ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She's JV to your varsity
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Are my feet made of real feet?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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