I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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