We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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