I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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