It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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