The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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