umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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