her facebook's as public as her vagina
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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