i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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