Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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