My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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