Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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