Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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