brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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