Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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