i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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