No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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