Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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