U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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