WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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