I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
