oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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