Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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