u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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