And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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