Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
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