so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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