In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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