38 yer olds are good kisserssss
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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