Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My cat gives me a boner
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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