i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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