1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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