You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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