Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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