it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He felt like a one man threesome
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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