We won't sleep together?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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