Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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