if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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