I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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