Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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