Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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