You work out of a Hotel?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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