brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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