i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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