How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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