you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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