Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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