my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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